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We want to furnish a proof that
.
We know that

First, we will turn both sides of this equation 90 degrees counterclockwise, and add 8 to both sides:
.
Rotating both sides of the equation 90 degrees clockwise gives us

(the desired result).

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We will now prove that

is six.
This proof is very simple; just cancel the n on the top and bottom:

Contributed by P. Joseph Ahn

x and e to the t are walking down the street, when all of a sudden, they spot the derivative. "I'm not scared of the derivative," braggs e to the t, as x cowers in the corner. The derivative approaches. "Hi!" it says. "I'm the derivative with respect to y."

Courtesy of Gwynne Coogan


A well-known physics definition states that power equals work over time. It is also well known that knowledge is power, and that time is money. Substituting in these values yields the equation knowledge equals work over money, which can be rearranged to read money equals work over knowledge. As knowledge approaches zero, money grows infinitely large, no matter how much work you do! It is rumored that the day Bill Gates found out about this, he dropped out of Harvard.

Courtesy of Kelsey Smith


Universal

Courtesy of Joseph Ahn


Freedom
Courtesy of Zuming Feng


Please send me any more math jokes.
If you do, you will achieve everlasting fame and honor.
And if you don't get that,
at least you will get one more picture of yourself online.

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